Celebutantes And The Paparazzi
Celebutantes: Celebutantes And The Paparazzi - Watch the Video by Alexander Ali and Lynn Warren
Please explain celebutante crotch shots?
Crotch shots are the saddest and the lowest common denominator when it comes to a publicity stunt. They’re the worst. It is literally a portable publicity stunt. You just accidentally show yourself. You wear too short of a skirt. You’re in a store shopping; girls know how long their skirts are, they’ve looked for hours in the mirror before they’ve left the house. They’ve bent over and practiced the pose. Which one shows my cellulite the least? They know what they’re doing, granted 50% of them are accidental because these girls are just so careless and one the cameras are around you so much you kind of do lose the sense that the cameras are around you but they’re very aware. No, I know when I’m not wearing underwear and I know when I’m getting my picture taken. These girls use a crotch shot as a publicity stunt that’s attached to their body. They can whip it out at any time when their careers at a low and poof, you have the cover of every blog in town. Exactly, and those blogs are receiving hundreds of thousands of hits. If you post a blog that says “Britney Spears crotch shot”, you are going to get hundreds of thousands of hits. It’s a sad, sad world. And you know what’s really funny is now they’ve stopped teaching sex education in school because you can just open US Weekly. Yes, today we’re going to be studying Britney Spears’s vagina. Uh-huh, this is the labia minora, labia majora, clitoris, air line strip landing. This is what we like to call a one laner. Yes, and this is a herpe, this is a shanker. So, it’s really lending itself to modern education. Thanks Britney, thanks Linds.
Do you think celebutantes would behave as badly if there weren’t any cameras?
I think many of these celebutantes started using the paparazzi for jokes and sitting with their girlfriends be like, “What if my nipple slips out? What if I get too drunk and I fall tonight?” I would totally do that if I was super famous. I would be in the bar with my friends and be like, “I’m going to fall and it’s going to be historical.” I think Britney and her girlfriends, I think they genuinely did that at first but then I think they started to loose the line between what was real what they were perpetrating and what was a publicity stunt. I think now they’ve just lost all control of it. I think they have a handle on it and then becomes so big they loose control the media defines what your behaviour’s going to be. The paparazzi is like playing with fire. It’s fun at first and then everyone starts to get burned. It’s fun for these girls to get shot with no underwear, but its not fun when they’re caught smoking in a joint a car and their kids are in the passenger seat and there’s photographer next to the car. Don’t hold your cigarette with the joint and think that you’re going to fool people that so a junior high trick. We can see the joint girl.
Do you think paparazzi should be restricted?
Man 1: I personally feel like paparazzi is a double edged sword. I mean it is the price you pay and also catapults your celebrity but should there be a line? Perhaps. It gets a bit dangerous when Britney is driving around and there is fifteen to thirty cars following her, she is trying to speed away from them, Princesses Diana, there has been a lot of incidences of paparazzi going too far where you draw that the freedom of speech, it is hard. Man 2 : I don’t think that’s where it goes wrong. Sure they follow her a lot but Britney has welcomed these people into her life, they are part of her life, she accepts them into her car, she takes them into her house. That is her deal, her own deal, and honestly she wouldn’t have much of a career without that. Man 1: That’s all she has right now. Man 2 : Lets minus Britney and the paparazzi from the equation and now lets put in the real line which is paparazzi and kids. For a lot of stars, paparazzi and kids don’t mix. For Julia Roberts, George Clooney, Reese Witherspoon and the A-listers, they really don’t want their kids to be photographed because they don’t want them to end up like Britney and Paris. So that is the line in Hollywood and I think that is the well respected line Man 1: Yes whether the police enforce that, whether the public enforce it, and the media seems to respect that line better now with Britney you know Nicole’s kid is very held back from the press, and I think that the press does respects that because the child is not asking to be famous, their father and their mother is. Man 2: But then of course you have got Nicole Ritchie, Christiana Aguilera and Britney Spears all selling their baby pictures. It is different in Hollywood and for the old Hollywood, the line is kids.
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